Tumblr is full of bollocks this evening. It’s really pissing me off. So I think I’m going to go enjoy this delicious Moscow Mule and forgot all about it. Happy Friday, me babbers!

Tumblr is full of bollocks this evening. It’s really pissing me off. So I think I’m going to go enjoy this delicious Moscow Mule and forgot all about it. Happy Friday, me babbers!


Drinking it out of a Winnie the Pooh mug doesn’t reduce its potency.

Drinking it out of a Winnie the Pooh mug doesn’t reduce its potency.


Interesting.

Alabama’s unemployment rate has dropped from 9.8 in September to 8.1 in December after implementing new laws enforcing immigration laws. So much for the old argument that people won’t do the jobs illegal aliens will do…

Honestly, I stand divided on this issue, caught between seeing people trying to escape a very bad situation for the chance of a new life, and the protection of work for those who went about things the right way to get here. But this is a very interesting statistic.


madewell:

The cure to grey winter days? A cheery peek into spring, of course. (There’s so much to look forward to, we can hardly stand it.)

See the entire Madewell spring lookbook over at madewell.com.

We NEEED Madewell in the UK. 

The extent of my addiction: I will be ordering spring fashunz from Madewell and having my mom mail the package to the UK.

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Cumberbatch – it sounds like a fart in a bath, doesn’t it? What a fluffy old name. I can never say it on a Monday morning. When I became an actor, Mum wasn’t keen on me keeping it.

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partywok:

womaninterrupted:

thegoddamazon:

Yes. Praise GAWD.

Get. In. Me.

oh lawd. oh lawd.

Note to self: Saturday is the day I hunt down the London Chipotle. 

Dear God, I need a burrito something bad.


nedhepburn:

Weirdly, I think these two photographs summed up a lot about the UAE, perhaps more specifically Dubai.

Not sure if you can read it… but the billboard in the center says “A LUXURY CAR WITH EVERY LUXURY APARTMENT”. The United Arab Emirates – Dubai in particular – went through such a growth spurt right before the economy collapsed that they now have scores of high rise apartment buildings with perhaps 20% occupancy.

And I’m not talking “a few buildings”. I’m talking the large majority of them. Take a look at the second picture: take a look at how many cranes there are, and how many there have been, if you asked around, for the last couple of years. They’re practically begging you to live there in these decadent apartment buildings, offering you cars or various accoutrements to entice you to live there. This country is still very, very rich yet has the money management skills of Courtney Love in a boutique heroin store.

I had a cocktail in Dubai that cost about $35 (Full disclosure: I had three of them). Was it a great cocktail? You bet your ass it was. But it wasn’t filling. And that’s indicative of how quite a few of us on the trip ultimately viewed Dubai.

Strangely, the best meal we had – this lamb dish with rice and bread and hummus – was way, way out in the desert and probably cost per person a third of the cost of one of those drinks. And was more filling. And people were laughing. There wasn’t much laughing in Dubai. Just a lot of wealth on display. Money doesn’t make you happy. Just looking at the skyline in Dubai will tell you that.


Quite the blow, innit?

The much older man who trucked past me today on Ballslough Hill while I was resting, erm, stretching my legs.

Sir, I salute you!

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The average age of the 112th congress is 62.2 years of age. Great my parents want to control the internet. What could go wrong?

YES! You should see my mom try to download something. She asks me repeatedly if her computer is going to get a virus because she’s downloading a recipe my aunt sent her.


Benedict Cumberbatch?

therealricker:

theidiotking:

Seriously? That’s his REAL NAME? Or was that name created for him in a Fancy European Name Aggregator? Here are some alternatives he could have chosen:

  • Kensington Featherby
  • Butterworth Dumbledore
  • Engelbert Bumbershoot
  • Aldous Goodweather
  • Brimstone Copernicus 
  • Lazerous Rufflemore
  • Busker McCuskerton
  • Winston Fillagry
  • Cadbury St. Mumbleton
  • Florentine Quilloughby 

Here are some additional alternatives:

  • Allistair Cadburyington
  • Noel Worcestershire
  • Percy Heathrow Smithington
  • King Ralph

^ I experience this on a regular basis. God I love this country.