February 2012
Newsflash:
In honor of the fact that it is effin’ freezing outside, I will be sitting in a hot bath for the rest of the evening.
Thank you and good day, sir.
I said GOOD DAY!
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January 2012
Ugh...
Watching the spiritually wounded lash out at others is difficult. Watching others close someone out because of their wounded behavior absolutely breaks my heart.
Audrey completely stripped herself during nap...
themattsmith:
thekelsmith:
She was being really quiet after I put her down for her nap….so I checked the video monitor and there was my daughter standing buck naked in the middle of her crib.
Then to my horror….she laid down and went to sleep.
I was stuck. I can’t wake her up just to get her dressed - she’s been sleeping poorly lately and we’ve been paying for it big time.
But I can’t even...
“Look at my W2. It’s the most depressing thing in the world. It’s a Tom Waits...”
– Me. I don’t make um any money. (via ebee-)
The Eebs wins a a prize for best quote of the day.
Although i’m sad to say there’s no money involved.
Facts.
- I sleep in a loft.
- I need to pee.
- I am lazy.
This could be a problem.
Interesting.
Alabama’s unemployment rate has dropped from 9.8 in September to 8.1 in December after implementing new laws enforcing immigration laws. So much for the old argument that people won’t do the jobs illegal aliens will do…
Honestly, I stand divided on this issue, caught between seeing people trying to escape a very bad situation for the chance of a new life, and the protection of...
“Quite the blow, innit?”
– The much older man who trucked past me today on Ballslough Hill while I was resting, erm, stretching my legs.
Sir, I salute you!
(via thelasthill)
The average age of the 112th congress is 62.2...
YES! You should see my mom try to download something. She asks me repeatedly if her computer is going to get a virus because she’s downloading a recipe my aunt sent her.
Benedict Cumberbatch?
therealricker:
theidiotking:
Seriously? That’s his REAL NAME? Or was that name created for him in a Fancy European Name Aggregator? Here are some alternatives he could have chosen:
Kensington Featherby
Butterworth Dumbledore
Engelbert Bumbershoot
Aldous Goodweather
Brimstone Copernicus
Lazerous Rufflemore
Busker McCuskerton
Winston Fillagry
Cadbury St. Mumbleton
Florentine...
The sound of Saturday
My neighbors’ little boy laughing uncontrollably in the hallway. You know, the crazy weezy kind where you can’t catch your breath. So great.
What tumblr needs...
isay:
How about a chat facility so you can actually have a conversation with your favourite tumblrs?
I’ve often wondered this myself. But then we would never leave and get fired from our jobs.
partywok:
clarityunfiltered replied to your post: PIZZA HUT IT IS FIVE AFTER 11 SO YOUR SITE CAN STOP TELLING ME YOU AREN’T OPEN, NOW.
See, they make these things called telephones…
IT IS THE FUTURE I WILL ORDER MY PIZZA ON THE INTERNETBOX.
Bahaha…good luck waiting around on the INTERNETBOX then!
“Exposed woodpiles are the ‘beaver shot’ of cabin porn.”
– Bike Snob NYC
I can’t even with this…
An eruption...
Both my neighbors’ kids are crying. Very loudly.
Nothing like it to put you in the mood to party.
GOOD MORNING!!
I guess you've all heard that Craig Finn's album... →
“Oh, you are a most uncommonly persuasive man, Mr. Pardue.”
– Miss Pettigrew
“People choose shitty things. People choose 2 and a Half Men and NASCAR and...”
– The People’s Choice Awards Suck (Gawker)
U.S. Obesity Trends
laliberty:
(Per CDC, h/t Mark Sisson)
See this short video to understand why we’re getting fatter… Basically: it’s not simply eating too much fat. The government’s food pyramid and guidelines help the special interests who get the subsidies, not your health.
I was SHOCKED by how large people were when I visited Alabama over the holidays.
Let the wild rumpus start!
Wonderful job? Really, Brent Musburger? The National Anthem man will be the subject of ridiculous viral videos by 8 a.m. tomorrow morning.
Well that's different...
Something I love about England: Two guys sitting beside me speaking a mixture of English and some other language I can’t identify.
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Eww
herestothehalcyon:
We ate lunch at a BBQ joint today and I just realized that the smoke has permeated my hair. I smell like a brisket.
That’s one way to attract the menfolk.
Cycling?
Overheard at a cafe:
“I tried cycling and I was disappointed at how few calories I burned. I was on the machine for 10 minutes and it said I only used 10 calories!”
#you’redoingitwrong