February 2010
if yer out there
themightyfoz:
yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooo?!!?
Here. Waiting on my laundry to dry and the Draino to work. No joke.
All the usual suspects
You know those people you’re pretty sure are full of shit, but you still have affection for them and might by them a beer from time to time? Yeah, some of you Tumblrs fall in that category.
But I’m not naming names.
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January 2010
Be still my heart!
The Breakfast Club is on Instant Watch on Netflix.
Thanks Netflix, for gluing me to the couch.
Ugh...
thisbeautifulmess:
clarityunfiltered:
Beautifulmess reminded me that I haven’t had doughnuts in a long while. So when I’m all hungover from sugar tomorrow, we know who to blame, right?
bahahaahaha… but if you’re going to have donuts, you have to have Tim Horton donuts. Seriously, nothing else compares.
See, that’s a lovely sentiment, but I live in California. Tim Horton hails from...
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Ugh...
Beautifulmess reminded me that I haven’t had doughnuts in a long while. So when I’m all hungover from sugar tomorrow, we know who to blame, right?
themightyfoz:
FOZ: Those gals are what we call “naive” or “weak” either way, no time for them…
thanks for the kind words though (if the indeed were meant as kind!!!)
True say. I can’t stomach the crap guys try to pull, which is I’m single ‘til I find someone who knows how to treat me right.
And of course, I meant it as kind! I’m the kindest, most sensitive caring...
themightyfoz:
clarityunfiltered:
Reasons I heart these people:
9. Nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors - Paul and I share the Nashville love, plus he’s an all-around bad-ass musician type. And funny as hell.
8. thisbeautifulmess - My Canadian double, with short hair. I got to meet her in San Francisco, and let me tell you, window shopping for days. This chick knows how to raid the BoGo rack at Ameoba...
New running shoes
I gots em. After two years (yes, shut up, two years…I’m broke) I decided I better get some new ones. Now I should probably go try them out.
Hmmm...
My life would be cheaper if I was dating someone. I know how epically shallow that sounds, but it’s da truff.
Either really funny or a sad commentary on my life
I ordered creme brûlée, and on of the bus boys delivered it to my table…with two spoons.
Is there a fuckinh imaginary person with me that I don’t see?
P.S. I don’t share creme brulee.
watch the skies tonight!
themightyfoz:
The moon is, on average, 238,855 miles from Earth. The moon’s orbit around Earth – which causes it to go through all its phases once every 29.5 days – is not a perfect circle, but rather an ellipse. One side of the orbit is 31,070 miles closer than the other. So in each orbit, the moon reaches this closest point to us, called perigee. Once or twice a year, perigee coincides with a...
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ewokonline:
Based on Nashville’s fear of snow, I have had the day off.
Correspondingly, I am drunk.
HIGH FIVE.
It’s not so much a fear of snow as an ability to function properly in snow. There’s hardly any reason to purchase snow supplies, so when it does come, people are unprepared.
Just enjoy your day off. :P
Don't add people from middle school on Facebook
Him: Do I know you?
Me: Are you fucking kidding me?
Him: I'm sorry... did we go to school together?
Me: Freakin' middle school! I knew you through my cousins when I was there for a year.
Him: I don't remember a lot from that time.
Me: I was kind of a chonga and hung out with all the skaters.
Him: I really have no clue.
Me: Man, for real? You bought me candygrams and stuff when I had a boyfriend.
Him: PEG! WOW!
Me: Freakin' finally you remember.
Him: You're like, really pretty now. You lost a lot of weight.
Me: No I'm just not 13 anymore. But thank you.
Him: No like, I didn't think you would grow up to look like that.
Me: Great, thanks.
We need to start a new column called "Awkward Conversations With Peg." It could win awards for making people feel supremely happier about their own awkward encounters because they know they don't walk alone.
Picture perfect!
I’m still on the hunt for something to take with me to England as my travel buddy.
My faves so far:
Han Solo action figure
Sock monkey
Rubber duck
Felt guy that you make yourself
I think I’m going Saturday to go looking at the vintage store and the nerd store (games/videos/comic books/action figures) to see if I can find something.
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*sigh* [in which I babble about Harry Potter for...
glitterbubbles:
Hufflepuffs get such a bad rap.
*shakes head* where’s the love, guys?! [EDIT: this is where I was planning to (and perhaps ought to have) end(ed) this post. oh, self. you are so silly.]
I’m perfectly content to be always sorted as Hufflepuff. and yes, it’s partly because the name is adorable, but also because I really do value most of the qualities that are supposed to be the...
“I just think she’s so awesome-looking that guys get wrapped up with her and...”
– My mother on Angelina Jolie (via molls)
Maybe I’m imagining things, but could it possibly be because she’s batshit crazy? Men can’t see that bit at first, because they’re mesmerized by her looks.
Aaaaand....
nusquamexemplarcastesermo:
clarityunfiltered:
We’re off! I am now in possession of a plane ticket to London’t Heathrow Airport on the 26th of April, returning to Los Angeles International Airport on the 21st of July. So freaking stoked.
Cat, Astrid, Jax? You guys ready??
Please note: This is not a conspiracy to make J$ jealous as hell. I swear.
Hot diggity. I’m going to be in Germany and...
Help me out Tumblr!
OK, for my trip, I am thinking about getting a little mascot that I can take with me and take photos of at various spots. It has to be small enough to fit in a purse, but large enough to see in a photo. I will post these photos on Tumblr for all of you to see, my lovelies. Extra points for originality. Ideas anyone?
Aaaaand....
bowlingalleylawyer:
clarityunfiltered:
We’re off! I am now in possession of a plane ticket to London’t Heathrow Airport on the 26th of April, returning to Los Angeles International Airport on the 21st of July. So freaking stoked.
Cat, Astrid, Jax? You guys ready??
Please note: This is not a conspiracy to make J$ jealous as hell. I swear.
IMMA NEED A POSTCARD AND CUTE BRITISH BOY, PLZ
WHY...
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Aaaaand....
We’re off! I am now in possession of a plane ticket to London’t Heathrow Airport on the 26th of April, returning to Los Angeles International Airport on the 21st of July. So freaking stoked.
Cat, Astrid, Jax? You guys ready??
Please note: This is not a conspiracy to make J$ jealous as hell. I swear.
Ahhh...
We’ve gone from annoying, repetitive, every song sounds the same, to acoustic blues Clapton. Music to mine ears. Although I could do without Tears in Heaven.
Win/Lose
I love Honeymoon Cafe’s giant breakfast burritos. I can eat one and not eat again until dinner.
Unfortunately, I hate Honeymoon Cafe’s 24/7 reggae obsession. There’s only so many dreadlocks one can take in one day.
under the proposal
themightyfoz:
students paying off loans will only be required to pay 10% of their salary and it will go away after 20 years. 10 years if they choose a career in public service.
neat!
but… who will be giving out loans if they KNOW they will be defaulted on?
Preeeeecisely! So much for anyone getting an education after this.
Welcome back, Foz. We’ve missed your common sense.
“I’m a wood enthusiast!”
– my friend Brett (on the topic of my new table) (via youroldarchenemycatwoman)
*snicker*
so i called the job offer guy
youroldarchenemycatwoman:
and he wants me.
he wants me to put together my resume and get it to him asap. he has a bunch of people lined up apparently. he did say “crunching numbers” though which makes me feel kinda queasy.
i have never done corporate buying, (i buy for my own stores) and i do know that it does involve budgeting and numbers etc. ahh well we’ll see what happens. but the point is...
I must have lost my princess panties somewhere.
I am in a fucking bad mood.
*often wonders if alanharris really “likes” what she has to say, or if he “likes” out of habit”
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People who gripe about Amoeba would probably be...
Music is music. Just sayin’. I go to lots of places for music. Amoeba is just one of them. You can dig for music just as well here as anywhere.
If you think that’s a Wal-Mart, you need your eyes checked.
So...
I make these felted coin purses and bags. I’m in debate whether I want to put in the effort it would require to have a spot on Etsy. Would anyone be interested in buying one?
youroldarchenemycatwoman:
clarityunfiltered:
So yeah. I did it.
i just DIED.
p.s why are my glasses so square?
Because I’m not an artist. Shit happens. Besides, square glasses are super hip.
OK...
I’m breaking out my notebook to see if I can come up with a prototype for the world’s greatest shopping cart.
any artists in the house?
bowlingalleylawyer:
we need an artist’s rendering of cat’s grocery cart with her and clairty.
and me and Stella with our scarves and big sunglasses.
Yes please!
i get laughed at for being a "bag lady"...draggin'...
youroldarchenemycatwoman:
clarityunfiltered:
Or a shopping cart. Then you move up from being a bag lady to a shopping cart lady. Think of all the stuff you could haul then! That’s a whole new level of crazy!
lol!!!!! you bitch. i love you.
you know i’d rock out the most stylish cart on the block though right? i’d supe that shit up with rims and a spoiler too. then i’d put you in there and...