Benedict Cumberbatch?

therealricker:

theidiotking:

Seriously? That’s his REAL NAME? Or was that name created for him in a Fancy European Name Aggregator? Here are some alternatives he could have chosen:

  • Kensington Featherby
  • Butterworth Dumbledore
  • Engelbert Bumbershoot
  • Aldous Goodweather
  • Brimstone Copernicus 
  • Lazerous Rufflemore
  • Busker McCuskerton
  • Winston Fillagry
  • Cadbury St. Mumbleton
  • Florentine Quilloughby 

Here are some additional alternatives:

  • Allistair Cadburyington
  • Noel Worcestershire
  • Percy Heathrow Smithington
  • King Ralph

^ I experience this on a regular basis. God I love this country.