Let’s make up a backstory for Gym Crush!
(this is how bored and obsessed I have become)
We know his name is C. Ryan. He works out at lunch every day. He drives a new Mercedes (the 2 door, way expensive kind). He has New Jersey tags. He’s a big beefy dude.
I can’t even begin to pick a job for him… or how he ended up in Wilmington, NC from Jersey….
Maybe he was in the mob in Jersey, and he’s on the run.
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bowlingalleylawyer (BAL) on dating other lawyers |...Am Not Kidding: Let’s make up a...
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yeah, pants dropping didn’t work too well for paul rudd. what if you did the classic “i’m trying to drink from my water...
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very important. drop
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He’ll end up being an accountant, I can feel it. A really hot accountant, but all the same…
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he’s a spy! and the guy at your gym who stares at himself in the mirror while doing his curls and experiments with...
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