Let’s make up a backstory for Gym Crush!
he’s a spy! and the guy at your gym who stares at himself in the mirror while doing his curls and experiments with strange new squat-thrust positions is the main assassin for a nuclear arms dealer (based in Wilmington, NC for tax reasons) and Gym Crush is doing recon.
HA! we are all thinking along the same lines now… definitely some military’esque intrigue going on…
(I can never talk to him now, ya know. He’ll never live up to our hype!)
He’ll end up being an accountant, I can feel it. A really hot accountant, but all the same…
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bowlingalleylawyer (BAL) on dating other lawyers |...Am Not Kidding: Let’s make up a...
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yeah, pants dropping didn’t work too well for paul rudd. what if you did the classic “i’m trying to drink from my water...
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very important. drop
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He’ll end up being an accountant, I can feel it. A really hot accountant, but all the same…
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he’s a spy! and the guy at your gym who stares at himself in the mirror while doing his curls and experiments with...
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